ROA
BREAKING NEWS: Mutant Rodents and Flying Vermin have been spotted in Fremantle, Western Australia. Approach with Caution…
(Source: bbmlive.com)
San Pedro
So there I was, in the middle of a shit storm. It was like someone had kicked me square in between the bollocks, forcing my body to convulse and shutdown. An all out assault on my senses. Hunching over I vomited onto the riverbank and wiped lunch off my lips. It looked like spaghetti bolognaise. I took a picture to get a better look then lay flat against the hammock. A taste of cactus juice filled my sinuses and poked holes in my sanity. I was just thinking “psychedelics aren’t for everybody” as the night blacked out and I fell through dimensions.
A Nice Little Earner
So I was passing through Fremantle Market the other day, minding my own business, on the lookout for a Sergio Tacchini tracksuit, when I clapped eyes on this poster. It was sat behind a short bloke slotting batteries into a singing fish. He owned the stall.
(Source: bbmlive.com)
Balls
It’s been thundering like Thor’s arm wrestling Zeus again.. and we all hate a sore loser, don’t we?! No surprise at BBM Fremantle then when the skies opened up and Mount Olympus took a shit on us.
(Source: bbmlive.com)
UFC 141
What a punch up! Forget your Saturday night pub fights or scuffles down the Kebab King. This was warriors doing what they do best. Kicking 5 shades of sunshine out their behinds…
Smells Like Jiff
Fuck knows when I last listened to something on repeat. Must of been back in the acid rave days. Back when Keneau Reeves was driving a bus packed with explosives up my nostril. Don’t ask. Don’t tell. These lot, Piff Gang, PG Tips or whatever other moniker they like to throw around, are bananas. Jonhnny Bananas (like out of Entourage). Except instead of Hollywood Rich they’re Gullyhood Rich. Which means peng draws & buff gallam in petit shorts.
Documentaries
Here’s a list of documentaries on google video put together by Salad Fingers from the Joe Rogan Board (stars mean they’re extra dope)
(Source: forums.joerogan.net)
Smash & Grab
My uncle Bill told me never to cross a diamond dealer, especially if they were from Antwerp. He told me that when it came to the crunch they’d do anything for payback, raise hell for vengeance & cut your jacobs off a laugh. That’s why he’s down the nick. He thought the South Africans were fair game. Sadly they weren’t.
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Pangasius Hypophthalmus
Typical! Every time I get on the sauce I blackout, wake up and then get on with life unawares. But it’s during those hours of utter memory loss, when Saturday morning is drawing closer, that each one of my broken memories conspires to ruin my week. Well atleast they gave me Sunday off this time.
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